Sen Pogi: The Bong Panes Story

The smiling Bong Revilla  | Photos PNP 

People of the Philippines, now that Senator Bong Revilla is in jail, let's give him an assignment. Let us offer him 200 million loombands. Baka maaliw pa ang mga netizens sa kanya at patawarin sya ng bayan. Bong Panes!

See? That is how showbiz works inside the government's den. Full of drama. Kompletos rekados. Comedy.
Drama. Action. Extras and crews. This Kap's amazing story of how he won the senatorial post has something to do with his past acting career. People loved him because he was their hero as what they had seen in his movies. Now that he is going to a real jail, Kap still believes that he can still win the hearts of his 20 million voters to gather in EDSA or to make noise outside Sandigan. Sadly, the majority wants to take him down.


The Lord is in his side, according to what he wore as he attended mass before going to the detention cell. He was right. His Lord never left him. Until now, he still insists that he is innocent. The God I know taught His people not to STEAL and encourage each of us to accept failures and repent. The Lord Bong knows is the one who tolerates him. An evil lord who consumed his mind and soul directing him to abuse the level of popularity he enjoys before. Artista

THE COMEDY

He is the 'korenest' senator among them all. As he bid goodbye in the senate, he left short positive notes to his colleagues during his privilege speech days before the warrant of arrest was served. He has mounted a comedy show in the respected hall of lawmakers singing a song "Salamat" while an AVP was played. So artista. Showbiz it is. Nagpasalamat ang kumag sa perang ninanakaw nya.

Akala nya siguro, iiyak ang 20 milyong katao. Akala ni Panday magluluksa ang mamamayan at gagaawa ng ingay para iligtas ang kanilang ina-aping bayaning may Agimat.

THE DRAMA

When the warrant of arrest was signed and served, he immediately told the press that he will surrender and posas is not needed. With his family, they attended mass. I hope, to ask forgiveness but the way I see it, it was all about drama. A part of the plot so the people think that he is innoncent and he is just a victim of a dirty politicking. " Dahil nalaman nilang tatakbo ako ng Presidente sa 2016, kaya heto ginawa sa akin" said mandaramBong in a radio interview.

THE ACTION

The members of the media mobbed him whenever he came out from his house, the church and from his car. The supporters wanted to hug and kiss him while others echoed their support in the street. A high level of energy surrounds the surrendering PDAF Godzilla. A lousy-staged action plot by the Cavite's Indio.

THE CREW AND THE EXTRAS

How much did the Indio steal? 200 million pesos? Isn't it enough to scout supporters in his dark days? Isn't it enough to hire cameramen that even the Sgt of arms of the Sandiganbayan scolded the camp of Revilla for bringing camera crews inside that justice hall.

IN CHARACTER

When the lenses of the media and his crew are pointing unto him, he looks like a victim of a crime. Artista mode it is. Now, when no one is around except The PNP's cameramen, his killer smile appears. Nakalimutan nya ata na mugshot ang pinapagawa sa kanya at hindi rush I.D.

Dalawang tao pa lang ang nakita kong naka smile sa mugshot. Si Justin Bieber at Cedric Lee. Parehong mayayaman. Parehong drug addicts.

THE EXODUS

Revilla complained that a migraine attacked him due to his cell's temperature which urged Lani Mercado to request for an air-condition system while thousands of prisoners are suffering to death in a nasty public cell which is enough for them pay their committed crime tulad na lamang ng pagnanakaw ng cellphone or kunting halaga ng pera para makakain. Pero itong si senador na bumulsa ng 200 milyon na wala naman nagawa sa bayan.
It is their exodus. Wheelchair to the rescue. Expect for a hospitalization in the coming days. Check-up abroad. Lahat ng yan ay binabayaran parin natin ng dugo't pawis para lamang mabigyan ng atensyong medical ang mga kawatang ito.

Ano,gusto nyo pa ng artista sa gobyerno? Kaya gusto ko na matapos yang BE CAREFUL WITH MY HEART. Marami na namang mabighani sa mayuming si Maya. As expected, that charm will be used as Jolo Revilla's weapon for future use in the Philippine amazing electoral race.

Despite all these ka-dramahan sa buhay ng action star na ito, he is confident to tell the public that he will still run for President on the 2016 election. " Malay nyo, ako ang unang Presidente na preso" he said.

President Bong Revilla. BIGYAN NG LOOMBANDS yan!

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