Lastikman Vhong Navarro Rapes A Girl From Cavite to Pasig

If I am the lawyer of Roxanne Cabanero Acosta, I should think deeper and tell every possible thought to defend my client. If I am her lawyer, my thoughts below would make me as the BEST legal counsel in the world. Kasi wala na po tayong takas. Eto nalang po ang natitirang depensa. 

The netizens are questioning Roxanne Cabanero Acosta as to how was she raped by comedian Vhong Navarro when that time ( April 24,2010 ) the actor was with Vice Ganda's concert at Island Cove in Cavite. Wag naman sana nating kalimutan na si Vhong ay ang Lastikman ng Pilipinas. He can stretch his 'THING' anytime.


Don't blame Roxanne, because super heroes are humans after all. The video showing Vice Ganda, Vhong Navarro and Kean Cipriano is nothing. Let us not forget, one of them is Lastikman.
Poster of Vice Ganda's concert in Cavite, April 24 ,2010

Who knows, the lastikman has its own passage, a pipe maybe, where he can crawl his penis from Island cove to Astoria Hotel, Pasig - where that girl was staying. Isn't it possible?

Sa kapal ng foundation ni Roxanne, makakaya nya ring lunukin ang depensang eto. In fairness to her, she can cry with running tears while talking in front of the camera unlike that polpol Deniece Cornejo.

In the complaint affidavit made by the alleged rape victim Roxanne Cabanero Acosta she said that Vhong picked her up at around 10pm , April 24, 2010 and he drove her around Ortigas. She said , while inside the car,  Vhong forced her to do oral sex and then he finally succeed in inserting his penis inside her. Afterwards, he dropped her in Astoria Hotel where she was checking in along with the BB Pilipinas candidates. 

After four years since the incident happened, Roxanne came back to file a rape case against the Lastikman because Deniece Cornejo's courage inspired her. Inspired din sya sa blush-on ni Deniece. Oo, blush on yun, hindi yan foundation. 

Ang hina ng abogado ni Roxanne, eto lang ang nakikita kong paraan para e depensa ang natuklasang concert ni Vice Ganda na syang magpapatalo sa kanyang cliente for not telling the truth. 

If I am Rox's legal counsel, I would tell her not to talk much about Cedric Lee. Roxanne kept on telling that she doesn't know CL. That mafia guy has mentioned already that some women have called him asking for his help to file the same case against the Lastikman.He said that on national TV. Ibig sabihin, game plan na nila ang magpalabas ng mga babaeng tulad mo, tanga!

As her counsel, I would also find all the ways to take this website showing her nude photos down. Her photos for sell. Her photo-teasers for an escort service thing > Roxanne Nude Photos
Para naman magmukhang totoo ang alegasyon nya. 

See? Roxanne should hire me as her new legal counsel hahaha. Text me 09162286897 should you wish to work with me.Tuturuan pa kita paano mag make-up ng pantay. Hahahaha.

Ikaw, ano ang depensa mo, kung ikaw ang abogado ni Roxanne, aber? Leave your comments below.
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